bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

(via selfieswithsatan)

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via pizza)

homestuck:

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

containing salmonella is a dick move

(via breadvyn)

(via breadvyn)

HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

GOD BE LIKE: HOE

I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty — the best text I’ve ever received (via battleagainsttheworld)

(via aeagleboxes)

vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

(via dreamer368)

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

(via cuddlingcrowley)

dutchster:

i love it when my brain decides to let me be happy

(via heyyybooboo)

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

(via heyyybooboo)